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Conkers

Conkers is a game about hitting things.

With your mouse.

In high-quality (software rendered!) antialiased 2D graphics with framerates so smooth you’ll be able to snort lines off your monitor as you play.

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OK, so the YouTube video is at 20 FPS because my screen recorder sucks, but you get the idea.

Download §

Download 64-bit Windows binaries (12MB)

Source code is available from my GitHub repository

Instructions §

  1. Launch the game
  2. Move your mouse
  3. Press SPACE to start

Screenshots §

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