How to Smoke a Firecracker
Sometimes, I think a little too hahd. I usually end up remembering something I did and adding something else to it. The unlikely juxtaposition of idea is often hilarious, but rarely truthful. I wonder how many people are actually going to try smoking a firecracker after read this…
- Find a plastic bottle. Do not use a glass bottle; it may be dangerous! The smaller the bottle, the more concentrated the smoke will be. However, too small and it could explode or leak out all the smoke. I recommend half liter.
- Drill a small (maybe 1/4″ diameter) hole in the side of the bottle, below the label. Use a drill press, pen, scissors… anything.
- Unscrew the cap and drop a lit firecracker into the bottle.
- Assuming you did it right, the bottle will have survived and has smoke in it. Inhale the smoke through the top. The hole in the side makes it easier.
By the way, this is completely imagined. I have never done this, and I have no intention of ever doing this. This is completely dumb, and I do not do drugs anyways.
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